








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1665 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 508 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 204 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 86 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 56 matches | ||
| Faceit | 40 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 37 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 37 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 35 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 25 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 18 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 13 matches | ||
| Wingman | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 13 different maps





Our logs show 56 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




44 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
8376 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 49,822 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 15701 | 32% |
| Smokes | 13981 | 28% |
| HE Grenades | 8894 | 18% |
| Molotovs | 11246 | 23% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,507,787 of utility $107 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 41 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | file | 52% | 92 |
| #2 | ♫Wave | 50% | 68 |
| #3 | Beri57 | 50% | 211 |
| #4 | Kiulux | 49% | 308 |
| #5 | DiiZei-AliZei | 42% | 151 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #3 | Beri57 | 50% | 211 |
| #4 | Kiulux | 49% | 308 |
| #5 | DiiZei-AliZei | 42% | 151 |
| #6 | Tohelo | 42% | 177 |
| #7 | Jebbe | 41% | 109 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | DiiZei-AliZei | 10 | 0.0031 |
| #2 | Kiulux | 7 | 0.0011 |
| #3 | Tohelo | 6 | 0.0016 |
| #4 | Beri57 | 5 | 0.0011 |
| #5 | ♫Wave | 3 | 0.0021 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Tohelo | 464 | 0.12 | 12 min |
| #2 | Kiulux | 442 | 0.07 | 11 min |
| #3 | DiiZei-AliZei | 353 | 0.11 | 11 min |
| #4 | Beri57 | 302 | 0.07 | 8 min |
| #5 | file | 188 | 0.10 | 5 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | file | +3.42 | 70 | 76 |
| #2 | Beri57 | +2.55 | 67 | 68 |
| #3 | ♫Wave | +1.70 | 77 | 65 |
| #4 | PikkuCyrpa | -0.19 | 42 | 72 |
| #5 | DiiZei-AliZei | -0.32 | 39 | 64 |





