








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 414 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 154 matches | ||
| Faceit | 17 matches | ||
| Wingman | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 12 different maps





Our logs show 25 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




15 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1784 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 7,250 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1932 | 27% |
| Smokes | 1710 | 24% |
| HE Grenades | 1934 | 27% |
| Molotovs | 1674 | 23% |
Our logs show you have wasted $961,400 of utility $180 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 29 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Suursmurffi | 50% | 22 |
| #2 | Beri57 | 43% | 176 |
| #3 | PikkuCyrpa | 42% | 151 |
| #4 | Kiulux | 42% | 179 |
| #5 | Tohelo | 40% | 133 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #4 | Kiulux | 42% | 179 |
| #5 | Tohelo | 40% | 133 |
| #6 | file | 38% | 56 |
| #7 | ♫Wave | 38% | 56 |
| #8 | Jebbe | 37% | 103 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Tohelo | 6 | 0.0021 |
| #2 | Kiulux | 5 | 0.0013 |
| #3 | Beri57 | 4 | 0.0011 |
| #4 | file | 3 | 0.0025 |
| #5 | ♫Wave | 3 | 0.0026 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | PikkuCyrpa | 417 | 0.13 | 12 min |
| #2 | Tohelo | 300 | 0.11 | 8 min |
| #3 | Beri57 | 240 | 0.06 | 6 min |
| #4 | Kiulux | 209 | 0.06 | 6 min |
| #5 | file | 100 | 0.08 | 3 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | file | +2.96 | 74 | 76 |
| #2 | Beri57 | +2.72 | 67 | 67 |
| #3 | Suursmurffi | +2.51 | 66 | 70 |
| #4 | ♫Wave | +1.40 | 78 | 64 |
| #5 | PikkuCyrpa | -0.26 | 46 | 71 |





