








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 547 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 323 matches | ||
| Faceit | 38 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 17 matches | ||
| Wingman | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Jura | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Agency | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 16 different maps





Our logs show 92 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




13 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3572 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 18,235 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 5260 | 29% |
| Smokes | 3396 | 19% |
| HE Grenades | 4367 | 24% |
| Molotovs | 5212 | 29% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,539,194 of utility $147 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 65 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Suursmurffi | 60% | 47 |
| #2 | freelancah | 57% | 37 |
| #3 | ♫Wave | 55% | 51 |
| #4 | file | 51% | 97 |
| #5 | BerBeri | 50% | 28 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | DiiZei-AliZei | 13 | 0.0035 |
| #2 | PikkuCyrpa | 10 | 0.0016 |
| #3 | Beri57 | 9 | 0.0018 |
| #4 | Tohelo | 6 | 0.0015 |
| #5 | Jebbe | 3 | 0.0008 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | PikkuCyrpa | 1008 | 0.16 | 26 min |
| #2 | Tohelo | 492 | 0.12 | 13 min |
| #3 | DiiZei-AliZei | 377 | 0.10 | 13 min |
| #4 | Beri57 | 336 | 0.07 | 9 min |
| #5 | file | 196 | 0.10 | 5 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | BerBeri | +5.19 | 69 | 60 |
| #2 | Suursmurffi | +3.99 | 66 | 74 |
| #3 | D_Rank_Oy | +3.37 | 55 | 76 |
| #4 | Beri57 | +3.09 | 67 | 67 |
| #5 | file | +2.98 | 73 | 75 |





