








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 3 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September
The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 96 matches | ||
| Faceit | 30 matches | ||
| Wingman | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 13 different maps





Our logs show 18 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




5 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1003 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 5,503 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 728 | 13% |
| Smokes | 1788 | 32% |
| HE Grenades | 1593 | 29% |
| Molotovs | 1394 | 25% |
Our logs show you have wasted $772,826 of utility $177 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 6 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #7 | ♫Wave | 42% | 26 |
| #8 | Tohelo | 41% | 109 |
| #9 | PikkuCyrpa | 41% | 109 |
| #10 | DiiZei-AliZei | 37% | 103 |
| #11 | Suursmurffi | 36% | 28 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Kiulux | 7 | 0.0020 |
| #2 | DiiZei-AliZei | 7 | 0.0032 |
| #3 | Beri57 | 6 | 0.0018 |
| #4 | Tohelo | 3 | 0.0013 |
| #5 | PikkuCyrpa | 3 | 0.0013 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | PikkuCyrpa | 388 | 0.17 | 10 min |
| #2 | Tohelo | 273 | 0.12 | 8 min |
| #3 | Beri57 | 227 | 0.07 | 6 min |
| #4 | Kiulux | 226 | 0.06 | 6 min |
| #5 | DiiZei-AliZei | 220 | 0.10 | 7 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Nosseemi | +7.03 | 93 | 65 |
| #2 | file | +4.59 | 79 | 77 |
| #3 | BerBeri | +4.32 | 72 | 58 |
| #4 | Beri57 | +3.36 | 69 | 68 |
| #5 | ♫Wave | +2.31 | 79 | 63 |





