








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 533 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 484 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 117 matches | ||
| Faceit | 29 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show 36 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




18 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
6192 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 26,740 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 6450 | 24% |
| Smokes | 7643 | 29% |
| HE Grenades | 7186 | 27% |
| Molotovs | 5461 | 20% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,478,235 of utility $107 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 389 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | PikkuCyrpa | 52% | 92 |
| #2 | Beri57 | 52% | 94 |
| #3 | Kiulux | 51% | 97 |
| #4 | Jebbe | 50% | 36 |
| #5 | Tohelo | 47% | 62 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #2 | Beri57 | 52% | 94 |
| #3 | Kiulux | 51% | 97 |
| #4 | Jebbe | 50% | 36 |
| #5 | Tohelo | 47% | 62 |
| #6 | DiiZei-AliZei | 38% | 56 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | PikkuCyrpa | 5 | 0.0026 |
| #2 | Tohelo | 3 | 0.0023 |
| #3 | DiiZei-AliZei | 3 | 0.0025 |
| #4 | Jebbe | 2 | 0.0026 |
| #5 | Kiulux | 1 | 0.0005 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | PikkuCyrpa | 229 | 0.12 | 6 min |
| #2 | Tohelo | 160 | 0.12 | 4 min |
| #3 | Kiulux | 122 | 0.06 | 3 min |
| #4 | Beri57 | 117 | 0.06 | 3 min |
| #5 | DiiZei-AliZei | 116 | 0.10 | 4 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Beri57 | +1.65 | 64 | 67 |
| #2 | file | +1.14 | 71 | 72 |
| #3 | DiiZei-AliZei | -0.92 | 36 | 67 |
| #4 | PikkuCyrpa | -1.79 | 41 | 74 |
| #5 | Kiulux | -2.06 | 17 | 68 |





