








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 332 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 473 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 50 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 24 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 20 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 19 matches | ||
| Competitive Basalt | 19 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 7 matches | ||
| Wingman | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Edin | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 19 different maps





Our logs show 13 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




53 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
5515 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 12,303 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 420 | 3% |
| Smokes | 3126 | 25% |
| HE Grenades | 3521 | 29% |
| Molotovs | 5236 | 43% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,318,435 of utility $88 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 391 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #6 | deB | 47% | 111 |
| #7 | TheGooose69 | 46% | 170 |
| #8 | Shes 2 Loud | 45% | 47 |
| #9 | Jah | 40% | 86 |
| #10 | Lemon | 38% | 47 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ohsosleazy | 19 | 0.0038 |
| #2 | deB | 5 | 0.0021 |
| #3 | Jah | 5 | 0.0028 |
| #4 | TheGooose69 | 3 | 0.0008 |
| #5 | Coy Ahoy | 3 | 0.0010 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | deB | 893 | 0.38 | 28 min |
| #2 | Jah | 221 | 0.12 | 4 min |
| #3 | TheGooose69 | 179 | 0.05 | 4 min |
| #4 | Benny | 65 | 0.05 | 2 min |
| #5 | Coy Ahoy | 60 | 0.02 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Benny | +0.87 | 63 | 64 |
| #2 | Coy Ahoy | +0.62 | 41 | 38 |
| #3 | HighMommie | +0.53 | 29 | 37 |
| #4 | Jah | +0.35 | 54 | 58 |
| #5 | TheGooose69 | +0.34 | 54 | 45 |





