








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 598 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 397 matches | ||
| Faceit | 49 matches | ||
| Wingman | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Golden | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 18 different maps





Our logs show 89 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




18 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3735 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 17,712 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3698 | 21% |
| Smokes | 5899 | 33% |
| HE Grenades | 4731 | 27% |
| Molotovs | 3384 | 19% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,868,405 of utility $168 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 123 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Feelise | 68% | 44 |
| #2 | Ahdullah Hakim | 61% | 59 |
| #3 | Godino #foreverRiders | 56% | 64 |
| #4 | xtibuxx | 51% | 55 |
| #5 | ♠ | imSheRRy | (⚆_⚆) | 48% | 237 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #9 | ♫Cruzzy | 46% | 112 |
| #10 | Kovadar_ | 44% | 27 |
| #11 | Adr | 44% | 32 |
| #12 | Gooon | 43% | 150 |
| #13 | Älê¢må¥ | 42% | 170 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | BroKiSs | 11 | 0.0017 |
| #2 | ♠ | imSheRRy | (⚆_⚆) | 8 | 0.0016 |
| #3 | Gooon | 6 | 0.0019 |
| #4 | ♫Cruzzy | 5 | 0.0021 |
| #5 | Ahdullah Hakim | 5 | 0.0038 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | BroKiSs | 538 | 0.08 | 12 min |
| #2 | ♠ | imSheRRy | (⚆_⚆) | 438 | 0.09 | 9 min |
| #3 | ♫Cruzzy | 320 | 0.14 | 9 min |
| #4 | Älê¢må¥ | 241 | 0.07 | 6 min |
| #5 | Gooon | 203 | 0.06 | 4 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Man1a | +2.88 | 90 | 47 |
| #2 | Feelise | +2.66 | 82 | 43 |
| #3 | AsensiiKeeper | +2.35 | 78 | 73 |
| #4 | ♫Cruzzy | +1.93 | 73 | 71 |
| #5 | xtibuxx | +1.32 | 58 | 73 |





