








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 126 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 234 matches | ||
| Wingman | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 3 matches | ||
| Premier | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 17 different maps





Our logs show 11 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




29 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2757 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 11,758 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3344 | 28% |
| Smokes | 3202 | 27% |
| HE Grenades | 2415 | 21% |
| Molotovs | 2797 | 24% |
Our logs show you have wasted $708,469 of utility $116 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 385 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #7 | -maxDS- | 51% | 75 |
| #8 | Protege | 50% | 38 |
| #9 | GARY | 47% | 15 |
| #10 | SarkasM | 46% | 24 |
| #11 | Ball | 39% | 31 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | -maxDS- | 394 | 0.25 | 11 min |
| #2 | dedrateR | 171 | 0.15 | 5 min |
| #3 | Aman | 139 | 0.13 | 3 min |
| #4 | Regnar | 128 | 0.11 | 3 min |
| #5 | Ball | 100 | 0.15 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | C4M | +1.96 | 87 | 60 |
| #2 | Ball | +1.59 | 84 | 66 |
| #3 | -maxDS- | +1.41 | 80 | 71 |
| #4 | Protege | +1.21 | 74 | 79 |
| #5 | Aman | +0.70 | 72 | 54 |





