








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 2661 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 212 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 94 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 58 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 41 matches | ||
| Faceit | 35 matches | ||
| Wingman | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 10 matches | ||
| Renown | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 14 different maps





Our logs show 118 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




40 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
5408 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 20,623 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 6845 | 33% |
| Smokes | 5380 | 26% |
| HE Grenades | 4767 | 23% |
| Molotovs | 3631 | 18% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,293,088 of utility $129 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 4228 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | RyaN | 77% | 47 |
| #2 | howl | 74% | 31 |
| #3 | Gee | 71% | 102 |
| #4 | Zako | 69% | 78 |
| #5 | SwagDon / PaperTracer | 69% | 51 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #9 | skatan | 63% | 30 |
| #10 | abom | 63% | 68 |
| #11 | #Kingy | 60% | 52 |
| #12 | omL | 59% | 39 |
| #13 | MouldyLunchBox | 58% | 38 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Gee | 10 | 0.0055 |
| #2 | reflexive 🎥 | 7 | 0.0049 |
| #3 | SwagDon / PaperTracer | 7 | 0.0070 |
| #4 | Indy | 5 | 0.0017 |
| #5 | RyaN | 5 | 0.0055 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | reflexive 🎥 | 499 | 0.35 | 13 min |
| #2 | Gee | 370 | 0.20 | 10 min |
| #3 | Zako | 281 | 0.18 | 7 min |
| #4 | Indy | 262 | 0.09 | 6 min |
| #5 | abom | 149 | 0.11 | 4 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Gee | +4.61 | 80 | 78 |
| #2 | howl | +3.91 | 78 | 73 |
| #3 | reflexive 🎥 | +2.89 | 63 | 82 |
| #4 | Indy | +2.15 | 95 | 56 |
| #5 | Ruski | +1.99 | 80 | 69 |





