








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 954 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Inferno | 181 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 160 matches | ||
| Premier | 113 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 56 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 15 matches | ||
| Faceit | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 4 matches | ||
| Wingman | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 3 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 11 different maps





Our logs show 54 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




54 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
6157 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 36,079 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 13755 | 38% |
| Smokes | 8589 | 24% |
| HE Grenades | 7058 | 20% |
| Molotovs | 6677 | 19% |
Our logs show you have wasted $661,900 of utility $56 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 2377 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | dshow | 72% | 32 |
| #2 | Ruski | 72% | 67 |
| #3 | Ruski | 64% | 72 |
| #4 | graes | 64% | 83 |
| #5 | Gee | 64% | 132 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #4 | graes | 64% | 83 |
| #5 | Gee | 64% | 132 |
| #6 | omL | 60% | 43 |
| #7 | métâl | 60% | 47 |
| #8 | skatan | 57% | 93 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Gee | 12 | 0.0050 |
| #2 | graes | 12 | 0.0074 |
| #3 | Ruski | 8 | 0.0063 |
| #4 | Ruski | 6 | 0.0042 |
| #5 | skatan | 4 | 0.0022 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Gee | 409 | 0.17 | 13 min |
| #2 | Ruski | 354 | 0.25 | 9 min |
| #3 | graes | 313 | 0.19 | 9 min |
| #4 | Ruski | 293 | 0.23 | 6 min |
| #5 | skatan | 233 | 0.13 | 7 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Gee | +3.70 | 80 | 78 |
| #2 | reflexive 🎥 | +2.64 | 63 | 82 |
| #3 | dshow | +2.59 | 89 | 64 |
| #4 | Ruski | +1.09 | 81 | 65 |
| #5 | graes | +0.82 | 75 | 67 |





