








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1097 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Mirage | 213 matches | ||
| Premier | 160 matches | ||
| Wingman | 51 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 47 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 44 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 31 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 25 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 3 matches | ||
| Faceit | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Agency | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 14 different maps





Our logs show 60 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




74 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
6883 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 16,504 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 4698 | 28% |
| Smokes | 4312 | 26% |
| HE Grenades | 4093 | 25% |
| Molotovs | 3401 | 21% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,099,067 of utility $168 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 751 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | LimeGrab | 70% | 44 |
| #2 | Gee | 69% | 39 |
| #3 | hide in bush | 67% | 73 |
| #4 | xpl1cit˚·。 | 66% | 71 |
| #5 | Ruski | 64% | 154 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Ruski | 723 | 0.25 | 20 min |
| #2 | SwagDon / PaperTracer | 487 | 0.14 | 11 min |
| #3 | Zako | 428 | 0.17 | 12 min |
| #4 | xpl1cit˚·。 | 203 | 0.14 | 4 min |
| #5 | Gee | 147 | 0.21 | 4 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Gee | +5.65 | 78 | 82 |
| #2 | Ruski | +2.31 | 78 | 71 |
| #3 | Indy | +2.30 | 94 | 54 |
| #4 | Zako | +1.94 | 79 | 69 |
| #5 | LimeGrab | +1.42 | 88 | 56 |





