










System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 0 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September
The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.

| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 94 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 7 different maps





Our logs show 26 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




13 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
637 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 2,499 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 499 | 20% |
| Smokes | 488 | 20% |
| HE Grenades | 620 | 25% |
| Molotovs | 892 | 36% |
Our logs show you have wasted $365,627 of utility $163 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 306 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | bowwow | 58% | 24 |
| #2 | Lācītis Pediņš | 50% | 8 |
| #3 | SHlong | 49% | 45 |
| #4 | Blaumanis Kaarlsoons | 48% | 69 |
| #5 | Juris | 47% | 19 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #4 | Blaumanis Kaarlsoons | 48% | 69 |
| #5 | Juris | 47% | 19 |
| #6 | gurt | 47% | 58 |
| #7 | apsis | 43% | 28 |
| #8 | IDisarmedYou | 13% | 8 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | gurt | 20 | 0.0162 |
| #2 | Blaumanis Kaarlsoons | 19 | 0.0131 |
| #3 | SHlong | 11 | 0.0119 |
| #4 | apsis | 11 | 0.0186 |
| #5 | bowwow | 8 | 0.0171 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Blaumanis Kaarlsoons | 298 | 0.21 | 6 min |
| #2 | bowwow | 150 | 0.32 | 4 min |
| #3 | SHlong | 82 | 0.09 | 2 min |
| #4 | gurt | 54 | 0.04 | 1 min |
| #5 | Juris | 22 | 0.06 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | gurt | +1.64 | 41 | 45 |
| #2 | IDisarmedYou | +1.56 | 71 | 42 |
| #3 | Lācītis Pediņš | +1.09 | 59 | 50 |
| #4 | Blaumanis Kaarlsoons | +0.97 | 64 | 53 |
| #5 | Juris | +0.63 | 45 | 54 |





