








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 575 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 149 matches | ||
| Wingman | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 7 different maps





Our logs show 21 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




54 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1702 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 3,600 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 495 | 14% |
| Smokes | 730 | 20% |
| HE Grenades | 1164 | 32% |
| Molotovs | 1211 | 34% |
Our logs show you have wasted $968,099 of utility $277 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 446 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Lācītis Pediņš | 67% | 9 |
| #2 | Juris | 56% | 25 |
| #3 | bowwow | 53% | 72 |
| #4 | Blaumanis Kaarlsoons | 49% | 151 |
| #5 | prions | 47% | 58 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #5 | prions | 47% | 58 |
| #6 | SHlong | 46% | 81 |
| #7 | apsis | 46% | 68 |
| #8 | TheBigGhost | 44% | 16 |
| #9 | IDisarmedYou | 22% | 9 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Blaumanis Kaarlsoons | 31 | 0.0099 |
| #2 | apsis | 26 | 0.0185 |
| #3 | SHlong | 15 | 0.0088 |
| #4 | bowwow | 14 | 0.0093 |
| #5 | prions | 10 | 0.0080 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Blaumanis Kaarlsoons | 656 | 0.21 | 14 min |
| #2 | bowwow | 473 | 0.31 | 12 min |
| #3 | SHlong | 145 | 0.09 | 3 min |
| #4 | prions | 89 | 0.07 | 2 min |
| #5 | apsis | 64 | 0.05 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | TheBigGhost | +9.64 | 91 | 64 |
| #2 | IDisarmedYou | +1.52 | 75 | 40 |
| #3 | gurt | +1.49 | 41 | 41 |
| #4 | Blaumanis Kaarlsoons | +0.39 | 59 | 57 |
| #5 | Lācītis Pediņš | +0.30 | 41 | 43 |





