








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 301 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 87 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show 14 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




31 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
923 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 1,543 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 263 | 17% |
| Smokes | 444 | 29% |
| HE Grenades | 358 | 23% |
| Molotovs | 478 | 31% |
Our logs show you have wasted $445,386 of utility $204 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 88 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Juris | 58% | 12 |
| #2 | TheBigGhost | 52% | 25 |
| #3 | gurt | 46% | 68 |
| #4 | Blaumanis Kaarlsoons | 45% | 99 |
| #5 | bowwow | 43% | 30 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #4 | Blaumanis Kaarlsoons | 45% | 99 |
| #5 | bowwow | 43% | 30 |
| #6 | Lācītis Pediņš | 43% | 7 |
| #7 | prions | 43% | 28 |
| #8 | SHlong | 39% | 38 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Blaumanis Kaarlsoons | 20 | 0.0099 |
| #2 | gurt | 19 | 0.0137 |
| #3 | bowwow | 6 | 0.0099 |
| #4 | Lācītis Pediņš | 5 | 0.0382 |
| #5 | SHlong | 3 | 0.0038 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Blaumanis Kaarlsoons | 387 | 0.19 | 8 min |
| #2 | bowwow | 177 | 0.29 | 5 min |
| #3 | TheBigGhost | 100 | 0.21 | 3 min |
| #4 | SHlong | 64 | 0.08 | 2 min |
| #5 | gurt | 58 | 0.04 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | TheBigGhost | +9.06 | 92 | 60 |
| #2 | gurt | +0.79 | 39 | 49 |
| #3 | Lācītis Pediņš | +0.60 | 44 | 58 |
| #4 | Blaumanis Kaarlsoons | +0.06 | 61 | 52 |
| #5 | apsis | -1.24 | 39 | 35 |





