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Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 241 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 157 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 41 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 29 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 26 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 23 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 22 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 21 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 5 matches | ||
| Faceit | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 12 different maps





Our logs show 9 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




59 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2617 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 12,873 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 4265 | 33% |
| Smokes | 3643 | 28% |
| HE Grenades | 3511 | 27% |
| Molotovs | 1454 | 11% |
Our logs show you have wasted $658,467 of utility $87 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 173 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | bennette | 53% | 137 |
| #2 | North | 52% | 88 |
| #3 | Blur | 49% | 182 |
| #4 | Fernando Alonso | 48% | 163 |
| #5 | Teppa | 46% | 69 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #4 | Fernando Alonso | 48% | 163 |
| #5 | Teppa | 46% | 69 |
| #6 | shubavirus | 46% | 50 |
| #7 | Zeb | 36% | 25 |
| #8 | 3Darragh | 30% | 23 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Fernando Alonso | 31 | 0.0093 |
| #2 | bennette | 31 | 0.0118 |
| #3 | Blur | 15 | 0.0041 |
| #4 | Teppa | 12 | 0.0086 |
| #5 | Zeb | 7 | 0.0149 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Blur | 1377 | 0.37 | 34 min |
| #2 | bennette | 558 | 0.21 | 15 min |
| #3 | North | 452 | 0.26 | 13 min |
| #4 | shubavirus | 379 | 0.38 | 10 min |
| #5 | Fernando Alonso | 339 | 0.10 | 8 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | North | +2.57 | 80 | 61 |
| #2 | Blur | +1.75 | 75 | 73 |
| #3 | Zeb | +1.10 | 88 | 35 |
| #4 | Fernando Alonso | +0.21 | 55 | 47 |
| #5 | Zarition | +0.02 | 48 | 56 |





