








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 106 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September


The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 246 matches | ||
| Faceit | 38 matches | ||
| Wingman | 19 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 10 different maps





Our logs show 24 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




9 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1858 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 8,351 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1718 | 21% |
| Smokes | 2744 | 33% |
| HE Grenades | 3014 | 36% |
| Molotovs | 875 | 10% |
Our logs show you have wasted $854,231 of utility $118 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 66 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #5 | nameless. | 54% | 84 |
| #6 | Vlhalla | 53% | 58 |
| #7 | balls 在线翻译服务 | 52% | 21 |
| #8 | Sh4duw | 46% | 28 |
| #9 | cloud3 | 39% | 23 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Raix | 281 | 0.15 | 6 min |
| #2 | Vlhalla | 248 | 0.19 | 9 min |
| #3 | ToodlesGaming | 247 | 0.15 | 5 min |
| #4 | nameless. | 236 | 0.13 | 4 min |
| #5 | Venturian | 83 | 0.07 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Vlhalla | +3.91 | 82 | 68 |
| #2 | Raix | +2.19 | 70 | 59 |
| #3 | nameless. | +2.06 | 71 | 60 |
| #4 | Sh4duw | +1.55 | 63 | 66 |
| #5 | ToodlesGaming | +0.99 | 44 | 54 |





