








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 575 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 190 matches | ||
| Faceit | 118 matches | ||
| Wingman | 84 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 4 matches | ||
| Renown | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 10 different maps





Our logs show 34 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




23 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3384 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 15,241 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3858 | 25% |
| Smokes | 2903 | 19% |
| HE Grenades | 4515 | 30% |
| Molotovs | 3965 | 26% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,186,025 of utility $128 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 515 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | tobe4funas | 75% | 24 |
| #2 | Rud0lf | 61% | 31 |
| #3 | Jaker00 | 61% | 46 |
| #4 | Venturian | 59% | 135 |
| #5 | nameless. | 58% | 78 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #7 | romBlex | 56% | 61 |
| #8 | Vlhalla | 56% | 167 |
| #9 | Raix | 50% | 339 |
| #10 | balls 在线翻译服务 | 47% | 74 |
| #11 | Sh4duw | 43% | 124 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Raix | 22 | 0.0033 |
| #2 | Venturian | 20 | 0.0070 |
| #3 | nameless. | 8 | 0.0051 |
| #4 | Sh4duw | 7 | 0.0026 |
| #5 | Vlhalla | 6 | 0.0017 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Raix | 896 | 0.13 | 19 min |
| #2 | Vlhalla | 561 | 0.16 | 17 min |
| #3 | Sh4duw | 448 | 0.17 | 11 min |
| #4 | romBlex | 360 | 0.32 | 12 min |
| #5 | Venturian | 226 | 0.08 | 5 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Vlhalla | +3.16 | 82 | 69 |
| #2 | romBlex | +2.49 | 66 | 87 |
| #3 | Rud0lf | +1.84 | 49 | 53 |
| #4 | Raix | +0.76 | 65 | 61 |
| #5 | nameless. | +0.72 | 58 | 61 |





