








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 196 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 276 matches | ||
| Wingman | 18 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Edin | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Jura | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Train | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Grail | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Office | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 17 different maps





Our logs show 27 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




21 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3210 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 12,293 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2115 | 17% |
| Smokes | 3590 | 29% |
| HE Grenades | 3749 | 30% |
| Molotovs | 2839 | 23% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,765,504 of utility $219 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 211 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Finn ist scheiße | 77% | 26 |
| #2 | ILSN | 52% | 201 |
| #3 | Hensch | 50% | 103 |
| #4 | r33n | 50% | 68 |
| #5 | HaseAufSpeed | 50% | 135 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ILSN | 314 | 0.08 | 7 min |
| #2 | Pingaxx | 226 | 0.14 | 6 min |
| #3 | HaseAufSpeed | 197 | 0.07 | 6 min |
| #4 | r33n | 163 | 0.12 | 4 min |
| #5 | X Æ A-XII | 118 | 0.13 | 3 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Finn ist scheiße | +4.20 | 79 | 64 |
| #2 | ILSN | +2.98 | 75 | 60 |
| #3 | Hensch | +1.17 | 82 | 52 |
| #4 | rNe | +0.48 | 77 | 69 |
| #5 | Sedi138 | -0.52 | 23 | 69 |





