








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 714 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 507 matches | ||
| Faceit | 69 matches | ||
| Wingman | 22 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 12 different maps





Our logs show 65 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




18 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
6155 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 26,988 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 8491 | 31% |
| Smokes | 7397 | 27% |
| HE Grenades | 6081 | 23% |
| Molotovs | 5019 | 19% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,931,769 of utility $141 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 424 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | zaubermuenne | 54% | 35 |
| #2 | The Strongest | 54% | 210 |
| #3 | ricK | 54% | 239 |
| #4 | EmiliaBunny | 53% | 68 |
| #5 | Chad™ (_._) | 51% | 37 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #8 | Maksik1ng | 50% | 68 |
| #9 | robpenheimer | 50% | 194 |
| #10 | INETikone | 50% | 196 |
| #11 | rNe | 48% | 118 |
| #12 | they see me rollin ♿ | 44% | 59 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | INETikone | 8 | 0.0019 |
| #2 | kataBa | 6 | 0.0017 |
| #3 | ricK | 5 | 0.0010 |
| #4 | The Strongest | 5 | 0.0011 |
| #5 | robpenheimer | 3 | 0.0007 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ricK | 708 | 0.14 | 13 min |
| #2 | kataBa | 656 | 0.19 | 16 min |
| #3 | The Strongest | 652 | 0.15 | 19 min |
| #4 | INETikone | 520 | 0.12 | 14 min |
| #5 | robpenheimer | 335 | 0.08 | 7 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | EmiliaBunny | +3.16 | 61 | 82 |
| #2 | The Strongest | +2.71 | 67 | 83 |
| #3 | INETikone | +0.62 | 68 | 72 |
| #4 | ricK | +0.49 | 80 | 64 |
| #5 | zaubermuenne | +0.35 | 63 | 68 |





