








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1112 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 532 matches | ||
| Wingman | 41 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 3 matches | ||
| Faceit | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 2 matches | ||
| Renown | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Italy | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 19 different maps





Our logs show 46 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




36 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
8636 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 11,806 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2178 | 18% |
| Smokes | 3207 | 27% |
| HE Grenades | 4350 | 37% |
| Molotovs | 2071 | 18% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,815,273 of utility $186 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 3920 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | sAMY [L] | 53% | 77 |
| #2 | Maksik1ng | 50% | 103 |
| #3 | X Æ A-XII | 50% | 42 |
| #4 | ILSN | 50% | 224 |
| #5 | ✪ REM1337 ♡ | 48% | 151 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | missGülfi | 578 | 0.06 | 15 min |
| #2 | ILSN | 362 | 0.08 | 9 min |
| #3 | ✪ REM1337 ♡ | 290 | 0.09 | 8 min |
| #4 | Pingaxx | 228 | 0.14 | 5 min |
| #5 | Maksik1ng | 144 | 0.07 | 4 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ILSN | +3.31 | 76 | 61 |
| #2 | sAMY [L] | +3.21 | 57 | 51 |
| #3 | Hensch | +1.62 | 81 | 44 |
| #4 | ✪ REM1337 ♡ | +0.35 | 61 | 56 |
| #5 | X Æ A-XII | -0.23 | 71 | 75 |





