








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 486 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 265 matches | ||
| Wingman | 112 matches | ||
| Premier | 70 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 22 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 18 different maps





Our logs show 83 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




12 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4714 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 21,367 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 5928 | 28% |
| Smokes | 5779 | 27% |
| HE Grenades | 3759 | 18% |
| Molotovs | 5901 | 28% |
Our logs show you have wasted $662,955 of utility $62 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 229 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ukko | 69% | 58 |
| #2 | MiNtBlAsUb | 66% | 115 |
| #3 | Drip Pancakes | 66% | 38 |
| #4 | Tuuli :3 | 66% | 29 |
| #5 | k1tten | 64% | 120 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | k1tten | 4 | 0.0016 |
| #2 | Tumppu | 2 | 0.0013 |
| #3 | ukko | 2 | 0.0017 |
| #4 | Demon. <9 | 1 | 0.0008 |
| #5 | kakku<3 | 1 | 0.0009 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | MiNtBlAsUb | 520 | 0.22 | 13 min |
| #2 | Demon. <9 | 332 | 0.27 | 11 min |
| #3 | k1tten | 277 | 0.11 | 8 min |
| #4 | koukis | 264 | 0.21 | 7 min |
| #5 | kakku<3 | 224 | 0.20 | 5 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Tumppu | +4.23 | 88 | 41 |
| #2 | ukko | +2.70 | 81 | 66 |
| #3 | MiNtBlAsUb | +2.51 | 87 | 69 |
| #4 | k1tten | +2.26 | 86 | 73 |
| #5 | SINI♡ | +1.15 | 80 | 62 |





