








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 210 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Wingman | 108 matches | ||
| Faceit | 37 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 3 matches | ||
| Premier | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Office | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 18 different maps





Our logs show 5 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




9 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1926 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 3,193 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 481 | 15% |
| Smokes | 973 | 30% |
| HE Grenades | 1060 | 33% |
| Molotovs | 679 | 21% |
Our logs show you have wasted $424,159 of utility $139 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 35 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | S4MI | 60% | 99 |
| #2 | Leevi | 50% | 16 |
| #3 | J0N1Z | 45% | 51 |
| #4 | diskela banditcamp.com | 36% | 11 |
| #5 | Sensei__HAVU | 28% | 18 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #4 | diskela banditcamp.com | 36% | 11 |
| #5 | Sensei__HAVU | 28% | 18 |
| #6 | UKKE banditcamp.com | 27% | 11 |
| #7 | Moroara | 21% | 14 |
| #8 | Finlandi | 21% | 19 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | J0N1Z | 5 | 0.0065 |
| #2 | diskela banditcamp.com | 5 | 0.0256 |
| #3 | S4MI | 1 | 0.0007 |
| #4 | UKKE banditcamp.com | 1 | 0.0043 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | S4MI | 178 | 0.12 | 4 min |
| #2 | Moroara | 78 | 0.23 | 2 min |
| #3 | diskela banditcamp.com | 37 | 0.19 | 1 min |
| #4 | Sensei__HAVU | 34 | 0.08 | 1 min |
| #5 | J0N1Z | 27 | 0.03 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Tumppu | +3.99 | 86 | 44 |
| #2 | Moroara | +0.75 | 91 | 70 |
| #3 | Finlandi | +0.29 | 87 | 42 |
| #4 | S4MI | -0.04 | 53 | 61 |
| #5 | Sensei__HAVU | -1.49 | 64 | 67 |





