








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 636 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 200 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 66 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 50 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 20 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 19 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 13 matches | ||
| Faceit | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 6 matches | ||
| Wingman | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 13 different maps





Our logs show 16 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




65 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4359 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 14,908 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 4555 | 31% |
| Smokes | 3946 | 26% |
| HE Grenades | 3565 | 24% |
| Molotovs | 2842 | 19% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,218,719 of utility $138 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 81 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #8 | Simo | 44% | 34 |
| #9 | Reiska | 41% | 100 |
| #10 | MrAlias | 40% | 52 |
| #11 | senseivuu | 40% | 60 |
| #12 | Fress1 | 33% | 24 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Reiska | 42 | 0.0220 |
| #2 | THE PEPS1 –¦– | 20 | 0.0076 |
| #3 | senseivuu | 18 | 0.0155 |
| #4 | Simo | 13 | 0.0205 |
| #5 | Michael Phelps | 11 | 0.0036 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | THE PEPS1 –¦– | 664 | 0.25 | 15 min |
| #2 | Michael Phelps | 463 | 0.15 | 11 min |
| #3 | Reiska | 224 | 0.12 | 6 min |
| #4 | Jokkeboy87 | 154 | 0.22 | 4 min |
| #5 | senseivuu | 127 | 0.11 | 3 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Michael Phelps | +3.84 | 86 | 66 |
| #2 | Jokkeboy87 | +3.72 | 68 | 72 |
| #3 | MURSU | +2.25 | 79 | 60 |
| #4 | THE PEPS1 –¦– | +0.36 | 77 | 69 |
| #5 | Reiska | +0.10 | 74 | 51 |





