








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1555 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 199 matches | ||
| Wingman | 160 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 68 matches | ||
| Faceit | 48 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 42 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 40 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 29 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 25 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 6 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 15 different maps





Our logs show 28 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




25 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
7661 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 17,210 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3433 | 20% |
| Smokes | 5282 | 31% |
| HE Grenades | 3882 | 23% |
| Molotovs | 4613 | 27% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,541,009 of utility $198 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 239 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #6 | THE PEPS1 –¦– | 53% | 409 |
| #7 | Fress1 | 48% | 124 |
| #8 | Free Hasbulla–¦– | 47% | 127 |
| #9 | Make | 46% | 84 |
| #10 | MrAlias | 46% | 200 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | THE PEPS1 –¦– | 58 | 0.0074 |
| #2 | MURSU | 18 | 0.0060 |
| #3 | Free Hasbulla–¦– | 11 | 0.0044 |
| #4 | 𖤓 Pavetti 𖤓 | 7 | 0.0044 |
| #5 | MrAlias | 5 | 0.0013 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | THE PEPS1 –¦– | 1822 | 0.23 | 40 min |
| #2 | MURSU | 507 | 0.17 | 12 min |
| #3 | mixu –¦– | 418 | 0.21 | 11 min |
| #4 | MrAlias | 415 | 0.11 | 8 min |
| #5 | 𖤓 Pavetti 𖤓 | 301 | 0.19 | 7 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Michael Phelps | +4.40 | 87 | 60 |
| #2 | 𖤓 Pavetti 𖤓 | +3.39 | 77 | 58 |
| #3 | mixu –¦– | +1.41 | 80 | 75 |
| #4 | THE PEPS1 –¦– | +0.85 | 78 | 66 |
| #5 | MURSU | +0.38 | 71 | 59 |





