








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 409 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 174 matches | ||
| Wingman | 38 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 24 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 4 matches | ||
| Faceit | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 10 different maps





Our logs show 12 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




98 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3022 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 7,806 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2172 | 28% |
| Smokes | 1728 | 22% |
| HE Grenades | 2172 | 28% |
| Molotovs | 1734 | 22% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,405,423 of utility $213 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 599 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #3 | MURSU | 41% | 100 |
| #4 | SirErnamo | 39% | 33 |
| #5 | Jonddde | 38% | 32 |
| #6 | Patexar | 37% | 19 |
| #7 | Simo | 30% | 40 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | MURSU | +3.59 | 83 | 61 |
| #2 | Reiska | +1.09 | 78 | 51 |
| #3 | SirErnamo | +0.36 | 63 | 51 |
| #4 | senseivuu | +0.06 | 63 | 52 |
| #5 | Jonddde | -0.98 | 57 | 64 |





