








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 860 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 354 matches | ||
| Wingman | 129 matches | ||
| Faceit | 91 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Agency | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 15 different maps





Our logs show 51 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




43 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
6424 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 17,060 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3963 | 23% |
| Smokes | 4662 | 27% |
| HE Grenades | 5318 | 31% |
| Molotovs | 3117 | 18% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,618,413 of utility $129 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 532 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | "bycakols | 68% | 44 |
| #2 | VJai | 64% | 47 |
| #3 | Instagram reels peek | 64% | 44 |
| #4 | Älê¢må¥ | 61% | 44 |
| #5 | Gooon | 60% | 98 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #7 | Man1a | 56% | 131 |
| #8 | Ahdullah Hakim | 55% | 180 |
| #9 | xtibuxx | 54% | 335 |
| #10 | Adr | 54% | 71 |
| #11 | ♠ | imSheRRy | (⚆_⚆) | 52% | 52 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Ahdullah Hakim | 27 | 0.0074 |
| #2 | xtibuxx | 19 | 0.0028 |
| #3 | Instagram reels peek | 8 | 0.0081 |
| #4 | Adr | 5 | 0.0040 |
| #5 | Man1a | 3 | 0.0011 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | xtibuxx | 1289 | 0.19 | 36 min |
| #2 | Ahdullah Hakim | 449 | 0.12 | 10 min |
| #3 | BroKiSs | 269 | 0.13 | 5 min |
| #4 | VJai | 256 | 0.24 | 7 min |
| #5 | Man1a | 225 | 0.08 | 4 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | VJai | +4.40 | 83 | 68 |
| #2 | Man1a | +1.98 | 86 | 46 |
| #3 | Feelise | +1.22 | 74 | 48 |
| #4 | xtibuxx | +0.70 | 56 | 72 |
| #5 | BroKiSs | +0.58 | 58 | 59 |





