








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 488 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 284 matches | ||
| Faceit | 25 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Italy | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 12 different maps





Our logs show 13 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




47 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
5352 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 19,931 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 7655 | 38% |
| Smokes | 5555 | 28% |
| HE Grenades | 2080 | 10% |
| Molotovs | 4641 | 23% |
Our logs show you have wasted $379,975 of utility $46 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 396 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | L2 | 57% | 23 |
| #2 | GROLAR | 51% | 82 |
| #3 | Ɗαяк_Oяcнєѕтяα ❦ | 49% | 110 |
| #4 | D-Law66.シノゲカイ | 48% | 62 |
| #5 | Moori | 46% | 76 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #6 | F1nven | 46% | 122 |
| #7 | DarkeLord | 44% | 112 |
| #8 | SeaShock | 37% | 35 |
| #9 | DanteMav | 35% | 52 |
| #10 | Ɗєᴠᴠє ƤƖαуєя ❦ | 29% | 24 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | DarkeLord | 8 | 0.0034 |
| #2 | Moori | 8 | 0.0048 |
| #3 | D-Law66.シノゲカイ | 4 | 0.0032 |
| #4 | F1nven | 2 | 0.0008 |
| #5 | DanteMav | 2 | 0.0020 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | DarkeLord | 549 | 0.24 | 14 min |
| #2 | D-Law66.シノゲカイ | 365 | 0.29 | 10 min |
| #3 | Ɗαяк_Oяcнєѕтяα ❦ | 335 | 0.15 | 9 min |
| #4 | F1nven | 242 | 0.09 | 5 min |
| #5 | Moori | 187 | 0.11 | 5 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Player | +4.16 | 85 | 73 |
| #2 | Ɗαяк_Oяcнєѕтяα ❦ | +1.62 | 66 | 65 |
| #3 | DarkeLord | +0.31 | 56 | 67 |
| #4 | GROLAR | -1.19 | 58 | 62 |
| #5 | L2 | -1.78 | 27 | 62 |





