








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 98 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 66 matches | ||
| Wingman | 47 matches | ||
| Faceit | 20 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 10 different maps





Our logs show 67 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




6 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1458 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 6,135 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1210 | 20% |
| Smokes | 1529 | 25% |
| HE Grenades | 1520 | 25% |
| Molotovs | 1876 | 31% |
Our logs show you have wasted $535,544 of utility $151 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 202 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #3 | Raizye | 60% | 52 |
| #4 | ZODIACS cookie!*Skyr | 59% | 39 |
| #5 | NICCI ツ | 57% | 53 |
| #6 | Krypton | 55% | 44 |
| #7 | wudey ⭕⃤ | 54% | 13 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | NICCI ツ | 1 | 0.0009 |
| #2 | Krypton | 1 | 0.0011 |
| #3 | ZODIACS cookie!*Skyr | 1 | 0.0012 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Krypton | 168 | 0.18 | 3 min |
| #2 | Raizye | 121 | 0.11 | 2 min |
| #3 | ZODIACS cookie!*Skyr | 98 | 0.12 | 2 min |
| #4 | NICCI ツ | 60 | 0.05 | 2 min |
| #5 | wudey ⭕⃤ | 47 | 0.17 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Risāna | +2.55 | 20 | 67 |
| #2 | Krypton | +1.63 | 79 | 57 |
| #3 | wudey ⭕⃤ | +0.99 | 69 | 77 |
| #4 | Raizye | +0.93 | 60 | 69 |
| #5 | NICCI ツ | +0.24 | 54 | 61 |





