








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 11 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Wingman | 59 matches | ||
| Premier | 40 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 12 different maps





Our logs show 28 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




5 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
899 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 4,535 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1069 | 24% |
| Smokes | 1110 | 24% |
| HE Grenades | 1178 | 26% |
| Molotovs | 1178 | 26% |
Our logs show you have wasted $362,344 of utility $130 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 105 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ✪Its_ILooNeY | 67% | 12 |
| #2 | sp1d | 62% | 21 |
| #3 | BANHAMMER roxxRRR | 46% | 26 |
| #4 | n0xxa | 43% | 28 |
| #5 | NICCI ツ | 42% | 112 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #4 | n0xxa | 43% | 28 |
| #5 | NICCI ツ | 42% | 112 |
| #6 | Raizye | 42% | 48 |
| #7 | Krypton | 35% | 60 |
| #8 | ZODIACS cookie!*Skyr | 33% | 12 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Krypton | 2 | 0.0016 |
| #2 | n0xxa | 2 | 0.0033 |
| #3 | Raizye | 1 | 0.0010 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Krypton | 208 | 0.17 | 5 min |
| #2 | Raizye | 138 | 0.13 | 2 min |
| #3 | NICCI ツ | 136 | 0.06 | 4 min |
| #4 | BANHAMMER roxxRRR | 59 | 0.11 | 2 min |
| #5 | sp1d | 34 | 0.10 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Krypton | +1.57 | 78 | 58 |
| #2 | ✪Its_ILooNeY | +1.49 | 75 | 61 |
| #3 | NICCI ツ | +0.67 | 58 | 57 |
| #4 | Raizye | +0.40 | 69 | 65 |
| #5 | ZODIACS cookie!*Skyr | +0.12 | 75 | 65 |





