








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1001 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 426 matches | ||
| Faceit | 58 matches | ||
| Wingman | 42 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 19 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Edin | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Basalt | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Italy | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 20 different maps





Our logs show 55 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




40 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
7844 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 22,899 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 7696 | 34% |
| Smokes | 5190 | 23% |
| HE Grenades | 3593 | 16% |
| Molotovs | 6420 | 28% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,563,674 of utility $114 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 236 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #7 | Unskilled._Mike_ | 49% | 35 |
| #8 | NICCI ツ | 48% | 342 |
| #9 | ZODIACS cookie!*Skyr | 48% | 52 |
| #10 | Raizye | 48% | 101 |
| #11 | Risāna | 35% | 60 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | NICCI ツ | 7 | 0.0010 |
| #2 | n0xxa | 3 | 0.0011 |
| #3 | Haboxz | 3 | 0.0027 |
| #4 | mka | 3 | 0.0031 |
| #5 | Risāna | 2 | 0.0016 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | NICCI ツ | 428 | 0.06 | 11 min |
| #2 | mka | 348 | 0.36 | 9 min |
| #3 | Raizye | 279 | 0.13 | 6 min |
| #4 | Risāna | 132 | 0.10 | 3 min |
| #5 | ZODIACS cookie!*Skyr | 99 | 0.09 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Krypton | +2.13 | 82 | 57 |
| #2 | mka | +1.38 | 63 | 82 |
| #3 | Haboxz | +0.90 | 73 | 67 |
| #4 | Raizye | +0.51 | 65 | 65 |
| #5 | NICCI ツ | +0.18 | 62 | 58 |





