








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 190 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 293 matches | ||
| Wingman | 70 matches | ||
| Faceit | 32 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Basalt | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Edin | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Italy | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 19 different maps





Our logs show 50 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




12 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3503 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 12,061 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3084 | 26% |
| Smokes | 4882 | 40% |
| HE Grenades | 2097 | 17% |
| Molotovs | 1998 | 17% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,388,079 of utility $138 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 258 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | sp1d | 57% | 53 |
| #2 | n0xxa | 49% | 189 |
| #3 | Krypton | 48% | 342 |
| #4 | Raizye | 48% | 139 |
| #5 | BANHAMMER roxxRRR | 47% | 43 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #3 | Krypton | 48% | 342 |
| #4 | Raizye | 48% | 139 |
| #5 | BANHAMMER roxxRRR | 47% | 43 |
| #6 | ZODIACS cookie!*Skyr | 45% | 55 |
| #7 | Risāna | 42% | 112 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Krypton | 16 | 0.0023 |
| #2 | Risāna | 5 | 0.0023 |
| #3 | n0xxa | 3 | 0.0008 |
| #4 | Raizye | 2 | 0.0007 |
| #5 | sp1d | 1 | 0.0009 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Krypton | 1185 | 0.17 | 23 min |
| #2 | Raizye | 372 | 0.12 | 7 min |
| #3 | Risāna | 227 | 0.10 | 6 min |
| #4 | n0xxa | 111 | 0.03 | 2 min |
| #5 | BANHAMMER roxxRRR | 111 | 0.12 | 3 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Krypton | +1.68 | 80 | 56 |
| #2 | NICCI ツ | +0.43 | 63 | 57 |
| #3 | Raizye | +0.40 | 66 | 67 |
| #4 | Risāna | -0.71 | 29 | 63 |
| #5 | sp1d | -0.86 | 58 | 70 |





