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Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 170 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 80 matches | ||
| Faceit | 20 matches | ||
| Wingman | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 15 different maps





Our logs show 48 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




42 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1660 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 5,106 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1679 | 33% |
| Smokes | 1256 | 25% |
| HE Grenades | 1014 | 20% |
| Molotovs | 1157 | 23% |
Our logs show you have wasted $695,224 of utility $206 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 87 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ✪ biLa$- | 73% | 11 |
| #2 | Saladin Shaun | 67% | 12 |
| #3 | Super Formal | 65% | 20 |
| #4 | Pac | 65% | 37 |
| #5 | cotamarshalio | 55% | 20 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #10 | sd | 50% | 22 |
| #11 | crazyj666 | 45% | 11 |
| #12 | TIAKO | 38% | 16 |
| #13 | Fidji | 36% | 11 |
| #14 | portugueseKobe | 27% | 11 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Scofield | 8 | 0.0053 |
| #2 | Pac | 4 | 0.0050 |
| #3 | yanilmaz peek | 3 | 0.0028 |
| #4 | sd | 2 | 0.0043 |
| #5 | Saladin Shaun | 2 | 0.0079 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | yanilmaz peek | 157 | 0.15 | 5 min |
| #2 | Scofield | 114 | 0.08 | 3 min |
| #3 | MigaZz | 70 | 0.23 | 2 min |
| #4 | ✪ biLa$- | 67 | 0.26 | 1 min |
| #5 | Pac | 61 | 0.08 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | yanilmaz peek | +5.76 | 90 | 63 |
| #2 | crazyj666 | +4.22 | 87 | 60 |
| #3 | Pac | +2.60 | 75 | 63 |
| #4 | ✪ biLa$- | +2.08 | 69 | 62 |
| #5 | portugueseKobe | +1.88 | 59 | 49 |





