








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 719 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 204 matches | ||
| Faceit | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 10 matches | ||
| Wingman | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Palacio | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Train | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 15 different maps





Our logs show 48 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




21 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3440 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 9,599 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2504 | 26% |
| Smokes | 2642 | 28% |
| HE Grenades | 2140 | 22% |
| Molotovs | 2313 | 24% |
Our logs show you have wasted $585,077 of utility $92 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 223 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | carpinteiro do bombarral | 67% | 24 |
| #2 | crazyj666 | 62% | 53 |
| #3 | Super Formal | 61% | 28 |
| #4 | Saladin Shaun | 60% | 30 |
| #5 | Scofield | 57% | 75 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | MigaZz | 755 | 0.23 | 19 min |
| #2 | puga pulicia | 176 | 0.16 | 4 min |
| #3 | crazyj666 | 97 | 0.09 | 3 min |
| #4 | Scofield | 91 | 0.06 | 2 min |
| #5 | Saladin Shaun | 78 | 0.12 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | yanilmaz peek | +3.05 | 82 | 59 |
| #2 | crazyj666 | +2.20 | 81 | 54 |
| #3 | MigaZz | +1.43 | 69 | 69 |
| #4 | carpinteiro do bombarral | -0.34 | 56 | 41 |
| #5 | puga pulicia | -0.82 | 63 | 54 |





