








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 218 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 44 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 17 matches | ||
| Wingman | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 3 matches | ||
| Faceit | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Palacio | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 14 different maps





Our logs show 20 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




5 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
793 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 2,063 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 330 | 16% |
| Smokes | 534 | 26% |
| HE Grenades | 476 | 23% |
| Molotovs | 723 | 35% |
Our logs show you have wasted $478,476 of utility $198 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 129 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | puga pulicia | 65% | 20 |
| #2 | Fidji | 65% | 17 |
| #3 | crazyj666 | 63% | 8 |
| #4 | yanilmaz peek | 61% | 28 |
| #5 | cotamarshalio | 60% | 15 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #11 | TIAKO | 54% | 13 |
| #12 | carpinteiro do bombarral | 50% | 22 |
| #13 | MigaZz | 48% | 27 |
| #14 | Scofield | 48% | 40 |
| #15 | sd | 43% | 21 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Scofield | 11 | 0.0124 |
| #2 | puga pulicia | 6 | 0.0143 |
| #3 | Saladin Shaun | 5 | 0.0064 |
| #4 | Fidji | 3 | 0.0086 |
| #5 | NotSoToxic | 3 | 0.0120 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | MigaZz | 101 | 0.19 | 2 min |
| #2 | Saladin Shaun | 90 | 0.12 | 2 min |
| #3 | yanilmaz peek | 88 | 0.16 | 2 min |
| #4 | puga pulicia | 71 | 0.17 | 2 min |
| #5 | Scofield | 55 | 0.06 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | yanilmaz peek | +4.85 | 89 | 63 |
| #2 | MigaZz | +3.99 | 75 | 61 |
| #3 | crazyj666 | +3.58 | 79 | 49 |
| #4 | Pac | +2.52 | 66 | 57 |
| #5 | NotSoToxic | +2.49 | 60 | 44 |





