








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 883 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 378 matches | ||
| Wingman | 77 matches | ||
| Premier | 75 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 14 different maps





Our logs show 17 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




102 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
6847 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 13,613 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2512 | 18% |
| Smokes | 2390 | 18% |
| HE Grenades | 4179 | 31% |
| Molotovs | 4532 | 33% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,207,105 of utility $180 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 1390 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #3 | storfisk | 58% | 33 |
| #4 | Pandaa_Man | 56% | 34 |
| #5 | mahlolo | 53% | 53 |
| #6 | 2001 Honda Accord VTEC V6 | 43% | 61 |
| #7 | Jinchūriki | 42% | 52 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Jinchūriki | 254 | 0.23 | 6 min |
| #2 | mahlolo | 254 | 0.23 | 6 min |
| #3 | 2001 Honda Accord VTEC V6 | 161 | 0.13 | 4 min |
| #4 | storfisk | 153 | 0.24 | 4 min |
| #5 | Pandaa_Man | 152 | 0.19 | 5 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Cereal Killa | +3.28 | 82 | 40 |
| #2 | dake | +1.50 | 88 | 53 |
| #3 | storfisk | +1.13 | 65 | 76 |
| #4 | Jinchūriki | +0.28 | 64 | 63 |
| #5 | 2001 Honda Accord VTEC V6 | -0.35 | 71 | 66 |





