








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 499 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 162 matches | ||
| Premier | 119 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 10 matches | ||
| Wingman | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 10 different maps





Our logs show 11 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




40 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4381 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 11,455 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3739 | 33% |
| Smokes | 2358 | 21% |
| HE Grenades | 2597 | 23% |
| Molotovs | 2761 | 24% |
Our logs show you have wasted $892,001 of utility $118 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 527 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | [B]ennyS | 53% | 43 |
| #2 | t.tv/Natani_k | 48% | 63 |
| #3 | 𝖘𝖙𝖔𝖗𝖒 ♰ | 47% | 19 |
| #4 | dake | 42% | 52 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | [B]ennyS | 53% | 43 |
| #2 | t.tv/Natani_k | 48% | 63 |
| #3 | 𝖘𝖙𝖔𝖗𝖒 ♰ | 47% | 19 |
| #4 | dake | 42% | 52 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | dake | 11 | 0.0101 |
| #2 | t.tv/Natani_k | 2 | 0.0016 |
| #3 | [B]ennyS | 1 | 0.0011 |
| #4 | 𝖘𝖙𝖔𝖗𝖒 ♰ | 1 | 0.0026 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | t.tv/Natani_k | 248 | 0.20 | 5 min |
| #2 | [B]ennyS | 115 | 0.12 | 4 min |
| #3 | dake | 63 | 0.06 | 1 min |
| #4 | 𝖘𝖙𝖔𝖗𝖒 ♰ | 26 | 0.07 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Jinchūriki | +1.68 | 73 | 57 |
| #2 | dake | +1.00 | 88 | 47 |
| #3 | [B]ennyS | -0.17 | 76 | 62 |
| #4 | 𝖘𝖙𝖔𝖗𝖒 ♰ | -0.44 | 81 | 63 |
| #5 | t.tv/Natani_k | -1.64 | 68 | 62 |





