








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 236 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 82 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 22 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 20 matches | ||
| Faceit | 17 matches | ||
| Wingman | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 11 different maps





Our logs show 19 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




12 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1598 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 9,501 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 4446 | 47% |
| Smokes | 1289 | 14% |
| HE Grenades | 1970 | 21% |
| Molotovs | 1796 | 19% |
Our logs show you have wasted $477,206 of utility $93 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 108 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Jord | 81% | 16 |
| #2 | NutMax | 68% | 22 |
| #3 | Don Falcon | 62% | 13 |
| #4 | SwiCH | 56% | 55 |
| #5 | v1gues | 56% | 52 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #12 | KiCk!nG | 48% | 21 |
| #13 | kaw0nee | 45% | 31 |
| #14 | ็ | 45% | 60 |
| #15 | Jesus Money | 43% | 23 |
| #16 | ★ MrPeKay ★ | 43% | 14 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | NutMax | +5.03 | 67 | 68 |
| #2 | KiCk!nG | +4.59 | 83 | 78 |
| #3 | Jord | +3.57 | 80 | 65 |
| #4 | ANX1ETY | +3.27 | 83 | 79 |
| #5 | ForTiN | +2.75 | 70 | 66 |





