








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 424 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 155 matches | ||
| Faceit | 39 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 37 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 34 matches | ||
| Wingman | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 10 different maps





Our logs show 40 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




8 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3478 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 13,710 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3365 | 25% |
| Smokes | 3955 | 29% |
| HE Grenades | 2726 | 20% |
| Molotovs | 3664 | 27% |
Our logs show you have wasted $677,389 of utility $93 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 436 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | v1gues | 56% | 25 |
| #2 | LeJiraphe | 56% | 18 |
| #3 | NutMax | 50% | 20 |
| #4 | kaw0nee | 50% | 28 |
| #5 | LegumZ | 49% | 45 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #5 | LegumZ | 49% | 45 |
| #6 | Baba D DinkS | 47% | 32 |
| #7 | Chaaat | 45% | 60 |
| #8 | Ticlick_ | 44% | 25 |
| #9 | SwiCH | 38% | 26 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Chaaat | 3 | 0.0025 |
| #2 | v1gues | 3 | 0.0058 |
| #3 | Ticlick_ | 3 | 0.0060 |
| #4 | Baba D DinkS | 2 | 0.0028 |
| #5 | LegumZ | 1 | 0.0010 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Chaaat | 387 | 0.32 | 9 min |
| #2 | LegumZ | 215 | 0.22 | 5 min |
| #3 | Baba D DinkS | 154 | 0.21 | 4 min |
| #4 | SwiCH | 111 | 0.21 | 2 min |
| #5 | v1gues | 100 | 0.19 | 3 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | NutMax | +2.39 | 67 | 76 |
| #2 | v1gues | +1.60 | 67 | 66 |
| #3 | ็ | +1.56 | 59 | 66 |
| #4 | SwiCH | +1.42 | 73 | 62 |
| #5 | LegumZ | +1.35 | 62 | 76 |





