








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1023 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 440 matches | ||
| Faceit | 335 matches | ||
| Wingman | 44 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 25 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 19 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 15 different maps





Our logs show 61 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




7 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
7826 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 22,430 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3811 | 17% |
| Smokes | 5749 | 26% |
| HE Grenades | 5873 | 26% |
| Molotovs | 6997 | 31% |
Our logs show you have wasted $3,218,239 of utility $157 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 249 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Jord | 73% | 62 |
| #2 | ★ MrPeKay ★ | 58% | 50 |
| #3 | KiCk!nG | 55% | 289 |
| #4 | NutMax | 54% | 50 |
| #5 | DRK | 53% | 168 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Jord | +5.85 | 86 | 62 |
| #2 | KiCk!nG | +3.60 | 81 | 80 |
| #3 | LegumZ | +1.13 | 64 | 69 |
| #4 | Naga | +1.10 | 85 | 56 |
| #5 | mike481 | +1.04 | 86 | 63 |





