








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 2230 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 554 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 100 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 93 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 73 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 49 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 38 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 35 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 34 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 26 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 15 matches | ||
| Wingman | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Basalt | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Edin | 2 matches | ||
| Faceit | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 16 different maps





Our logs show 66 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




160 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
12097 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 34,575 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 8971 | 26% |
| Smokes | 9207 | 27% |
| HE Grenades | 8980 | 26% |
| Molotovs | 7417 | 21% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,187,140 of utility $96 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 1292 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #11 | ok | 49% | 150 |
| #12 | npc | 47% | 73 |
| #13 | BOT_Roosa | 41% | 152 |
| #14 | #habe# | 41% | 158 |
| #15 | Mr.mimmu | 40% | 73 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | simsex | 37 | 0.0132 |
| #2 | PROXC | 21 | 0.0071 |
| #3 | #habe# | 20 | 0.0062 |
| #4 | Deadman | 17 | 0.0080 |
| #5 | Muumipapa | 14 | 0.0097 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | PROXC | 440 | 0.15 | 10 min |
| #2 | simsex | 422 | 0.15 | 13 min |
| #3 | MADNESS☠ | 381 | 0.14 | 11 min |
| #4 | SibeVittOnLibe | 251 | 0.17 | 5 min |
| #5 | #habe# | 202 | 0.06 | 4 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | simsex | +5.56 | 91 | 62 |
| #2 | Zaps21 | +2.79 | 77 | 62 |
| #3 | Muumipapa | +2.11 | 87 | 64 |
| #4 | SibeVittOnLibe | +1.78 | 41 | 60 |
| #5 | PROXC | +1.38 | 64 | 62 |





