








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 805 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 454 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 19 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 7 matches | ||
| Faceit | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Grail | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 16 different maps





Our logs show 45 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




88 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
6221 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 23,200 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 5970 | 26% |
| Smokes | 6258 | 27% |
| HE Grenades | 5990 | 26% |
| Molotovs | 4982 | 21% |
Our logs show you have wasted $743,254 of utility $59 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 534 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Enz0n | 73% | 51 |
| #2 | Fuze | 56% | 48 |
| #3 | kriku | 56% | 91 |
| #4 | quattro | 54% | 54 |
| #5 | Rif | 52% | 48 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #2 | Fuze | 56% | 48 |
| #3 | kriku | 56% | 91 |
| #4 | quattro | 54% | 54 |
| #5 | Rif | 52% | 48 |
| #6 | ✪ Darknet | 51% | 37 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | kriku | 9 | 0.0049 |
| #2 | Fuze | 6 | 0.0059 |
| #3 | Enz0n | 5 | 0.0047 |
| #4 | Rif | 4 | 0.0045 |
| #5 | quattro | 1 | 0.0010 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | kriku | 379 | 0.21 | 10 min |
| #2 | ✪ Darknet | 210 | 0.27 | 6 min |
| #3 | Enz0n | 189 | 0.18 | 5 min |
| #4 | Fuze | 89 | 0.09 | 2 min |
| #5 | quattro | 57 | 0.06 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Enz0n | +5.74 | 87 | 66 |
| #2 | kriku | +2.07 | 63 | 70 |
| #3 | mOuz4 | +1.31 | 63 | 59 |
| #4 | Rif | +0.68 | 67 | 59 |
| #5 | ✪ Darknet | +0.21 | 47 | 75 |





