








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 195 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September



The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 169 matches | ||
| Premier | 121 matches | ||
| Wingman | 26 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 13 different maps





Our logs show 37 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




13 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2394 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 8,692 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1555 | 18% |
| Smokes | 2620 | 30% |
| HE Grenades | 1776 | 20% |
| Molotovs | 2741 | 32% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,356,933 of utility $170 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 107 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Aaronairo | 60% | 25 |
| #2 | FruitDealer | 59% | 34 |
| #3 | Gele Kangoeroe | 49% | 273 |
| #4 | brolexican | 47% | 91 |
| #5 | Donny Bals | 46% | 156 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #4 | brolexican | 47% | 91 |
| #5 | Donny Bals | 46% | 156 |
| #6 | Midget Spinner | 46% | 70 |
| #7 | MonstrO | 35% | 40 |
| #8 | Tasukete <3 Kudasai | 26% | 31 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | FruitDealer | 2 | 0.0034 |
| #2 | Gele Kangoeroe | 1 | 0.0002 |
| #3 | Donny Bals | 1 | 0.0003 |
| #4 | brolexican | 1 | 0.0005 |
| #5 | Midget Spinner | 1 | 0.0007 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Midget Spinner | 390 | 0.26 | 13 min |
| #2 | brolexican | 244 | 0.13 | 7 min |
| #3 | Donny Bals | 235 | 0.07 | 7 min |
| #4 | MonstrO | 123 | 0.14 | 4 min |
| #5 | Gele Kangoeroe | 121 | 0.02 | 3 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Aaronairo | +5.37 | 82 | 72 |
| #2 | FruitDealer | +4.87 | 66 | 45 |
| #3 | MonstrO | +3.69 | 85 | 64 |
| #4 | Midget Spinner | +1.71 | 44 | 80 |
| #5 | brolexican | +1.27 | 63 | 81 |





