








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 301 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 176 matches | ||
| Premier | 104 matches | ||
| Wingman | 28 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 4 matches | ||
| Renown | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Office | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 13 different maps





Our logs show 26 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




10 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2337 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 10,889 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1908 | 18% |
| Smokes | 3070 | 28% |
| HE Grenades | 3632 | 33% |
| Molotovs | 2279 | 21% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,293,670 of utility $165 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 72 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Aaronairo | 74% | 23 |
| #2 | Midget Spinner | 55% | 84 |
| #3 | Koaskrokette | 54% | 26 |
| #4 | Gele Kangoeroe | 52% | 180 |
| #5 | Tasukete <3 Kudasai | 50% | 24 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #8 | FruitDealer | 48% | 73 |
| #9 | MUSCLE | 48% | 21 |
| #10 | xyLite - | 47% | 19 |
| #11 | De gewassen panda | 46% | 156 |
| #12 | Sp1cy | 43% | 37 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | FruitDealer | 6 | 0.0041 |
| #2 | De gewassen panda | 4 | 0.0012 |
| #3 | Gele Kangoeroe | 3 | 0.0008 |
| #4 | Sp1cy | 3 | 0.0038 |
| #5 | brolexican | 2 | 0.0006 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | brolexican | 426 | 0.13 | 12 min |
| #2 | Midget Spinner | 418 | 0.24 | 12 min |
| #3 | MonstrO | 227 | 0.11 | 7 min |
| #4 | De gewassen panda | 173 | 0.05 | 4 min |
| #5 | FruitDealer | 119 | 0.08 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Aaronairo | +4.21 | 81 | 71 |
| #2 | FruitDealer | +3.62 | 69 | 48 |
| #3 | xyLite - | +2.87 | 81 | 56 |
| #4 | MonstrO | +2.47 | 81 | 64 |
| #5 | Sp1cy | +1.92 | 82 | 53 |





