








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 621 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 215 matches | ||
| Faceit | 52 matches | ||
| Wingman | 49 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 35 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 33 matches | ||
| Renown | 19 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 18 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 14 different maps





Our logs show 58 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




15 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4576 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 18,039 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 4837 | 27% |
| Smokes | 4769 | 26% |
| HE Grenades | 4545 | 25% |
| Molotovs | 3888 | 22% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,063,274 of utility $99 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 114 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | FruitDealer | 51% | 39 |
| #2 | TrAnEcId | 50% | 30 |
| #3 | Donny Bals | 50% | 101 |
| #4 | Aaronairo | 48% | 67 |
| #5 | Midget Spinner | 47% | 43 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #9 | dFx // Leetify.com | 41% | 39 |
| #10 | Deus | 41% | 74 |
| #11 | De gewassen panda | 35% | 40 |
| #12 | Koaskrokette | 31% | 45 |
| #13 | _- eCoMan -_ | 19% | 37 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | dFx // Leetify.com | 6 | 0.0076 |
| #2 | Donny Bals | 5 | 0.0025 |
| #3 | _- eCoMan -_ | 3 | 0.0040 |
| #4 | Midget Spinner | 2 | 0.0023 |
| #5 | FruitDealer | 2 | 0.0025 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Midget Spinner | 197 | 0.22 | 6 min |
| #2 | Master Splinter | 190 | 0.26 | 5 min |
| #3 | brolexican | 180 | 0.13 | 5 min |
| #4 | Aaronairo | 140 | 0.09 | 4 min |
| #5 | dFx // Leetify.com | 124 | 0.16 | 4 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | dFx // Leetify.com | +8.98 | 94 | 65 |
| #2 | Aaronairo | +2.80 | 75 | 62 |
| #3 | FruitDealer | +1.92 | 66 | 50 |
| #4 | MonstrO | +0.80 | 74 | 64 |
| #5 | Midget Spinner | +0.49 | 44 | 76 |





