








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 8 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September
The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 260 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show 7 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




9 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2318 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 6,555 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1498 | 23% |
| Smokes | 2429 | 37% |
| HE Grenades | 581 | 9% |
| Molotovs | 2047 | 31% |
Our logs show you have wasted $941,368 of utility $141 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 61 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | hrtc_ | 65% | 43 |
| #2 | Darkseid | 52% | 103 |
| #3 | Profesor X | 51% | 83 |
| #4 | Face^ | 49% | 100 |
| #5 | Bella^ | 49% | 94 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #4 | Face^ | 49% | 100 |
| #5 | Bella^ | 49% | 94 |
| #6 | Asta | 48% | 131 |
| #7 | ma5k^ | 48% | 126 |
| #8 | RashH | 43% | 111 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Face^ | 7 | 0.0032 |
| #2 | Asta | 6 | 0.0021 |
| #3 | Darkseid | 6 | 0.0027 |
| #4 | RashH | 2 | 0.0008 |
| #5 | hrtc_ | 2 | 0.0021 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Face^ | 543 | 0.25 | 13 min |
| #2 | Asta | 475 | 0.17 | 12 min |
| #3 | Darkseid | 245 | 0.11 | 6 min |
| #4 | ma5k^ | 239 | 0.09 | 5 min |
| #5 | RashH | 172 | 0.07 | 4 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | hrtc_ | +1.96 | 91 | 63 |
| #2 | ma5k^ | +1.70 | 82 | 49 |
| #3 | Profesor X | +0.62 | 61 | 55 |
| #4 | Darkseid | -0.07 | 58 | 62 |
| #5 | Bella^ | -0.08 | 51 | 59 |





