








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 195 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 207 matches | ||
| Wingman | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 8 different maps





Our logs show 23 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




12 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2058 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 7,434 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2553 | 34% |
| Smokes | 1713 | 23% |
| HE Grenades | 1334 | 18% |
| Molotovs | 1834 | 25% |
Our logs show you have wasted $989,420 of utility $189 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 21 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | hrtc_ | 60% | 50 |
| #2 | Achilles | 52% | 103 |
| #3 | ma5k^ | 50% | 149 |
| #4 | Asta | 48% | 114 |
| #5 | RashH | 48% | 54 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #4 | Asta | 48% | 114 |
| #5 | RashH | 48% | 54 |
| #6 | Bella^ | 45% | 97 |
| #7 | Profesor X | 44% | 147 |
| #8 | Face^ | 44% | 108 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Asta | 7 | 0.0029 |
| #2 | Face^ | 6 | 0.0026 |
| #3 | RashH | 3 | 0.0026 |
| #4 | ma5k^ | 2 | 0.0006 |
| #5 | Achilles | 2 | 0.0009 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Face^ | 611 | 0.26 | 17 min |
| #2 | Asta | 377 | 0.16 | 9 min |
| #3 | Profesor X | 295 | 0.09 | 8 min |
| #4 | ma5k^ | 222 | 0.07 | 5 min |
| #5 | hrtc_ | 158 | 0.16 | 4 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | hrtc_ | +3.45 | 93 | 62 |
| #2 | ma5k^ | +1.50 | 78 | 49 |
| #3 | Profesor X | +0.17 | 61 | 51 |
| #4 | Bella^ | +0.04 | 57 | 54 |
| #5 | Achilles | -0.32 | 76 | 47 |





