








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 6 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September
The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 114 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 8 different maps





Our logs show 19 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




4 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1222 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 4,095 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 666 | 16% |
| Smokes | 1348 | 33% |
| HE Grenades | 836 | 20% |
| Molotovs | 1245 | 30% |
Our logs show you have wasted $479,741 of utility $137 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 119 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | hrtc_ | 48% | 31 |
| #2 | Darkseid | 48% | 54 |
| #3 | Face^ | 48% | 65 |
| #4 | Bella^ | 44% | 36 |
| #5 | Achilles | 43% | 111 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #4 | Bella^ | 44% | 36 |
| #5 | Achilles | 43% | 111 |
| #6 | Asta | 42% | 73 |
| #7 | Profesor X | 38% | 74 |
| #8 | ma5k^ | 35% | 89 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Achilles | 4 | 0.0016 |
| #2 | Asta | 4 | 0.0025 |
| #3 | Profesor X | 2 | 0.0012 |
| #4 | ma5k^ | 1 | 0.0005 |
| #5 | Face^ | 1 | 0.0007 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Face^ | 360 | 0.25 | 9 min |
| #2 | Asta | 261 | 0.16 | 6 min |
| #3 | ma5k^ | 194 | 0.10 | 4 min |
| #4 | hrtc_ | 130 | 0.20 | 2 min |
| #5 | Profesor X | 125 | 0.08 | 4 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | hrtc_ | +1.83 | 91 | 56 |
| #2 | ma5k^ | +0.87 | 79 | 46 |
| #3 | Profesor X | +0.79 | 60 | 60 |
| #4 | Bella^ | +0.28 | 54 | 55 |
| #5 | Face^ | -0.06 | 66 | 70 |





