








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 12 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September
The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 153 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 3 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 7 different maps





Our logs show No Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




17 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1844 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 3,317 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1366 | 41% |
| Smokes | 584 | 18% |
| HE Grenades | 823 | 25% |
| Molotovs | 544 | 16% |
Our logs show you have wasted $236,533 of utility $61 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 0 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | EraZe | 50% | 26 |
| #2 | GhostFreak | 49% | 65 |
| #3 | CrazyCD(k) | 47% | 116 |
| #4 | _Conclusion | 46% | 13 |
| #5 | Mr. Knight | 39% | 93 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #6 | CCR | 31% | 16 |
| #7 | GOD^OF^WAR | 31% | 13 |
| #8 | Atheist... | 27% | 15 |
| #9 | Prarak | 21% | 14 |
| #10 | uNiQuE | 21% | 14 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | CrazyCD(k) | 6 | 0.0028 |
| #2 | Mr. Knight | 5 | 0.0029 |
| #3 | GhostFreak | 5 | 0.0040 |
| #4 | EraZe | 4 | 0.0114 |
| #5 | uNiQuE | 1 | 0.0040 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Mr. Knight | 406 | 0.23 | 12 min |
| #2 | GhostFreak | 141 | 0.11 | 3 min |
| #3 | CrazyCD(k) | 121 | 0.06 | 3 min |
| #4 | EraZe | 72 | 0.20 | 1 min |
| #5 | uNiQuE | 37 | 0.15 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | EraZe | +5.78 | 65 | 70 |
| #2 | _Conclusion | +4.80 | 74 | 49 |
| #3 | GhostFreak | +4.68 | 50 | 48 |
| #4 | Havenoyd | +1.28 | 48 | 44 |
| #5 | GOD^OF^WAR | -0.63 | 50 | 36 |





