








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 528 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 444 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show 12 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




30 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3584 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 11,596 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2901 | 25% |
| Smokes | 4167 | 36% |
| HE Grenades | 2567 | 22% |
| Molotovs | 1961 | 17% |
Our logs show you have wasted $731,086 of utility $73 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 242 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #4 | Good Guy Is Here | 39% | 33 |
| #5 | GOD^OF^WAR | 37% | 51 |
| #6 | CrazyCD(k) | 36% | 131 |
| #7 | Mr. Knight | 32% | 41 |
| #8 | GhostFreak | 24% | 42 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | uNiQuE | 7 | 0.0051 |
| #2 | CrazyCD(k) | 6 | 0.0022 |
| #3 | Mr. Knight | 5 | 0.0060 |
| #4 | CCR | 3 | 0.0014 |
| #5 | Good Guy Is Here | 2 | 0.0030 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | GhostFreak | +3.39 | 48 | 49 |
| #2 | GOD^OF^WAR | -0.84 | 49 | 35 |
| #3 | Atheist... | -0.87 | 39 | 53 |
| #4 | CCR | -1.03 | 15 | 33 |
| #5 | Good Guy Is Here | -1.22 | 7 | 38 |





