








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 285 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 679 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 48 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 42 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 1 match | ||
| Wingman | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 13 different maps





Our logs show 25 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




42 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
5545 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 14,807 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3705 | 25% |
| Smokes | 3481 | 24% |
| HE Grenades | 2888 | 20% |
| Molotovs | 4733 | 32% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,822,107 of utility $107 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 142 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #5 | GhostFreak | 44% | 201 |
| #6 | Mr. Knight | 43% | 297 |
| #7 | GOD^OF^WAR | 40% | 163 |
| #8 | CCR | 39% | 161 |
| #9 | Atheist... | 36% | 131 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Mr. Knight | 16 | 0.0028 |
| #2 | GhostFreak | 13 | 0.0033 |
| #3 | Havenoyd | 12 | 0.0058 |
| #4 | GOD^OF^WAR | 9 | 0.0027 |
| #5 | uNiQuE | 6 | 0.0030 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | GhostFreak | +4.75 | 52 | 52 |
| #2 | Havenoyd | +1.49 | 52 | 44 |
| #3 | Atheist... | -0.21 | 33 | 50 |
| #4 | CrazyCD(k) | -0.54 | 33 | 39 |
| #5 | GOD^OF^WAR | -0.85 | 57 | 38 |





